NHL Online Shop

I don't know if anybody has noticed, but this summer the NHL Online Store has some great deals going on. They've got all the gear and accessories that a crazed hockey fan could want. For those who don't have the time to peruse their website, I'll feature some of the items they have available...

Washington Capitals "Vintage" T-Shirt
- Now you can impress your hockey-fan friends by pretending to know the Capitals existed before 2005.

New York Islanders Golf Putting Practice Green
- Practice like the pros!!! Dads: this is a great training tool to give to your son if he hopes to play for the Islanders organization one day.

The Matt Cooke Defender™
- Tired of sitting innocently on your couch, watching the game with a few friends before Matt Cooke comes from your blind side and delivers a punishing elbow to your noggin... causing you to spill your popcorn and leaving you in a motionless heap on your living room floor with a concussion that will sideline you for the remainder of the season? Quell your fears with the Matt Cooke Defender™!!!

Hose
- Useful for watering plants, cleaning cars, resurfacing ice, and/or dousing burning objects. (Express shipping available to Vancouver)



Noise Cancelling Headphones
- Have the misfortune of watching your favorite team on NBC? Now you can enjoy watching hockey again with these noise cancelling headphones capable of drowning out even the most asinine Mike Milbury comments.

"Get Your Damn Finger Outta My Mouth, Patrice" Alexandre Burrows Autographed Pacifier
- Perfect to solve your toddler's teething problems.

"Bite Me Burrows" Patrice Bergeron Autographed Foam Finger
- Taunt players and fans of the opposing team by directly inserting it into their mouths.









Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
- Ever wonder what it feels like to be the Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs? Or to come in second place in more ways than one? Well now you can feel those emotions first-hand!

Get Out of Jail Free Card
- Use this card to avoid a penalty or suspension when your defenseman rides a helpless forward into the boards (or stanchion) resulting in serious injury. Also enables your goaltender to tackle opposing forwards without any consequences. (Shipping only available to Boston)

Teemu Selanne
- 41 year old, 6'0", 196 lb right handed winger. Durable, athletic, prolific goal scorer with a Hall of Fame career. Guaranteed to help you win that coveted Tier 5 Men's League Championship or your money back.

Stanley Cup
- Own a piece of hockey history by ordering Lord Stanley's Cup! (Due to warehouse problems, this item cannot be shipped to Edmonton for at least 3-4 more years)

Rangers Facebook Feed

Brad Richards' twitter account wasn't the only thing that got "hacked". Apparently Jim Dolan snuck into my house, used my computer to check his facebook, and then forgot to log off. At the risk of having Dolan shut down my internet services, I've decided to share the highly confidential Rangers Organization news feed with you. (Props to DGB for the idea).

	The New York Rangers have joined the group NHL Offseason. April 23, 2011
	Vinny Prospal, Alexander Frolov, Bryan McCabe, and Steve Eminger  have left the New York Rangers network. April 23, 2011
	John Tortorella updated his status: "Time to enjoy a nice, quiet vacation." April 23, 2011 Larry Brooks likes this.
	Glen Sather has become a fan of Brad Richards. April 26, 2011
	Glen Sather sent a friend request to Brad Richards. April 26, 2011
	John Tortorella updated his status: "Off to Hawaii." April 28, 2011 Larry Brooks likes this.
	Glen Sather poked Brad Richards. April 29, 2011
	John Tortorella updated his status: "Cabo!!!" May 10, 2011 Larry Brooks likes this. John Tortorella Brooksie, you were probably beat up at the bus stop as a kid... Larry Brooks You think so?
	Glen Sather poked Brad Richards. May 15, 2011
	Glen Sather poked Brad Richards. May 20, 2011
	Glen Sather poked Brad Richards. May 20, 2011
	Glen Sather poked Brad Richards. May 25, 2011
	Tim Erixon and a 5th Round Draft Pick have joined the New York Rangers network. June 1, 2011 Michael Del Zotto does not like this.
	Glenn Sather gave $3,335,000.00 to Chris Drury. June 10, 2011
	Larry Brooks has posted a note: Top 5 Reasons to not sign Richards. June 15, 2011 Nobody likes this.
	J.T. Miller joined the New York Rangers network. June 24, 2011 Bobby Sanguinetti, Hugh Jessiman, Jamie Lundmark and Pavel Brendl like this. J.T. Miller Who the heck are you guys? Pavel Brendl Don't worry about it.
	Larry Brooks has posted a note: Scathing article about signing Richards. June 27, 2011 Nobody likes this.
	Larry Brooks has posted a note: 10 MORE REASONS NOT TO SIGN RICHARDS!!11!!!. June 30, 2011 Nobody likes this.
	Mike Rupp has joined the New York Rangers network. July 1, 2011 John Tortorella Glen, I thought we agreed we were going after players we actually need... Glen Sather Oops... Workin' on it John.
	Larry Brooks has posted a note: Reminder: I'm totally against signing Richards. July 1, 2011
	Brad Richards has joined the New York Rangers network. July 2, 2011 Rangers fans and Larry Brooks like this. John Tortorella Glen... Glen Sather What?!! John Tortorella Just kidding! Love it!!!
	Larry Brooks has become a fan of Brad Richards. July 3, 2011
	Larry Brooks has posted a note: Signing Richards was the best idea I ever had. July 10, 2011
	Larry Brooks has joined the group Hockey media members with no credibility. July 10, 2011 Everyone (especially Mike Milberry) likes this.
	Henrik Lundqvist was tagged in a photo from the album Weird Swedish Wedding Traditions. July, 15 2011 Henrik Zetterberg likes this.