NHL Online Shop

I don't know if anybody has noticed, but this summer the NHL Online Store has some great deals going on. They've got all the gear and accessories that a crazed hockey fan could want. For those who don't have the time to peruse their website, I'll feature some of the items they have available...

Washington Capitals "Vintage" T-Shirt
- Now you can impress your hockey-fan friends by pretending to know the Capitals existed before 2005.

New York Islanders Golf Putting Practice Green
- Practice like the pros!!! Dads: this is a great training tool to give to your son if he hopes to play for the Islanders organization one day.

The Matt Cooke Defender™
- Tired of sitting innocently on your couch, watching the game with a few friends before Matt Cooke comes from your blind side and delivers a punishing elbow to your noggin... causing you to spill your popcorn and leaving you in a motionless heap on your living room floor with a concussion that will sideline you for the remainder of the season? Quell your fears with the Matt Cooke Defender™!!!

Hose
- Useful for watering plants, cleaning cars, resurfacing ice, and/or dousing burning objects. (Express shipping available to Vancouver)



Noise Cancelling Headphones
- Have the misfortune of watching your favorite team on NBC? Now you can enjoy watching hockey again with these noise cancelling headphones capable of drowning out even the most asinine Mike Milbury comments.

"Get Your Damn Finger Outta My Mouth, Patrice" Alexandre Burrows Autographed Pacifier
- Perfect to solve your toddler's teething problems.

"Bite Me Burrows" Patrice Bergeron Autographed Foam Finger
- Taunt players and fans of the opposing team by directly inserting it into their mouths.









Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
- Ever wonder what it feels like to be the Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs? Or to come in second place in more ways than one? Well now you can feel those emotions first-hand!

Get Out of Jail Free Card
- Use this card to avoid a penalty or suspension when your defenseman rides a helpless forward into the boards (or stanchion) resulting in serious injury. Also enables your goaltender to tackle opposing forwards without any consequences. (Shipping only available to Boston)

Teemu Selanne
- 41 year old, 6'0", 196 lb right handed winger. Durable, athletic, prolific goal scorer with a Hall of Fame career. Guaranteed to help you win that coveted Tier 5 Men's League Championship or your money back.

Stanley Cup
- Own a piece of hockey history by ordering Lord Stanley's Cup! (Due to warehouse problems, this item cannot be shipped to Edmonton for at least 3-4 more years)