Worst Logos & Team Names

I hope all 3 of my readers are enjoying their respective summers. In the absence of hockey, I've been having a lot of random thoughts. For instance, Who is Paul Revere?, am I actually supposed to be a whale?, and who the Falk named the Connecticut Whale? I mean, I get it, Hartford used to have the Whalers so it made perfect sense for the Wolfpack to rename the organization this past year. But seriously? Just one whale? You’re not going to go with the classic name that Hartfordians came to love? What exactly are the fans supposed to chant – “let’s go wha-ale clap-clap, clap-clap-clap” where the fans awkwardly force a word that has anything other than two syllables in it? Go-Whale-Go?

Not only did the Hartford management screw up the team name, they gave it an equally lame logo. How does that cute little guy manage to hold the stick with his flippers? He’s probably scowling at the fact that he represents a team whose fans don’t give one Brashear about the Rangers, and are instead hoping for the revival of their beloved Whalers. Talk about an identity crisis.

But hey, I can’t hate on Hartford’s decision to change the name/logo. It’s not that awful. With a little inspiration from the guys over at Bush Party I’ve compiled a list of teams whose logos/names are that awful.

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Hartford Wolfpack (AHL) - 1998
Apparently the organization has a history of bad logos. I think it's time for the EPA to step in and investigate what exactly is in the Long Island Sound...

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Beast of New Haven (AHL) 1997-1999
This is why Connecticut can't have nice things... Were the slash marks across the "S" really necessary? Did they really need to call themselves the Beast of New Haven instead of, I dunno, maybe putting the city name in front of their team name, like every other sports team that has ever existed? Did the organization actually think semi-professional hockey could last in New Haven? No. No. Yes, but they were clearly on something, as evidenced in their logo selection.


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Boston Bruins (NHL) 1977-1995
Thank God somebody was smart enough to put a trademark on this one, otherwise it might have been stolen.

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Binghamton Broome Dusters (AHL) 1977-1980

The most unfortunately ironic name for a team since the Buffalo Benders or the Hamilton Hosers.

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Cleveland Barons (AHL) 1937-1972

Ha! It looks like a ... Matt Cooke? The top hat and monocle are a nice touch. You stay classy, Matt Cooke.

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Buffalo Bisons (AHL) 1956-1970

It's certainly ***refreshing*** to see a team from Buffalo not go with the stereotyped logo of using a Bison or Buffalo as their logo. See what I did there?

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Calgary Centennials (WHL) 1968-1977

The strongest team financially that the Western Hockey League has ever seen.

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Syracuse Crunch (AHL) 1996-1999

Mintberry Crunch!

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Syracuse Crunch (AHL) 1999 - ...

Well, at least they got it right their second try. Nothing says Crunch quite like a rabid, white gorilla with fists for ears.







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Saskatoon Blades (WHL) 2000-2005
Another classic identity crisis. Team mistakes an angry, animated Tonka truck for a "blade". Common misconception.





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Drummondville Voltigeurs (QMJHL) 1994-2005
I was surprised to see that "voltigeur" does not translate directly to: mailman carrying a hockey stick capable of flatulating pucks. Although in hindsight, that would have been an oddly specific definition.






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Kelowna Rockets (WHL) 2000 - ...
Rocket: - noun. 1.) any of various simple or complex tubelike devices containing combustibles that on being ignited liberate gases whose action propels the tube through the air: used for pyrotechnic effect, signaling, carrying a lifeline, hurling explosives at an enemy, putting a space vehicle into orbit, etc.



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PEI Rocket (QMJHL) 2003 - ...
Rocket: - noun. 1.) any of various simple or complex tubelike devices containing combustibles that on being ignited liberate gases whose action propels the tube through the air: used for pyrotechnic effect, signaling, carrying a lifeline, hurling explosives at an enemy, putting a space vehicle into orbit, etc.




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Springfield Indians (AHL) 1954-1967
Central scouting had this guy in the top 10 North-American prospect list for the ability to keep his head up with the puck and his great vision.







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New York Islanders (league unknown) 1995-1997
The legendary fishsticks logo. I want to personally thank the artist behind this masterpiece for giving us Rangers fans something to smile about in the years where we miss the playoffs. I'm not sure why the mascot looks so angry though... the Islanders are afterall the best minor-league hockey team in New York.

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Welcome to the Pucky the Whale Wolf (PTW) blog. Just a quick notice: although the header says this is a New York Rangers blog, I'll try to cover hockey-related news in general.

For those of you familiar wtih the Down Goes Brown blog, his website inspired me to do this. Of course PTW will never come close to reaching the same caliber of writing, but I'll try my best (If anyone is actually reading this, is a hockey a fan, and has never heard of Down Goes Brown: first - slap yourself in the face, and then go visit his blog in the link above).

For any NYR fans: you may be familiar with the Rangers Report. They will also probably influence my writing style. It's run by two very knowledgeable hockey writers, who take a humorous approach to reporting Rangers updates (they replace swear words with phrases like "What a piece of Carcillo" or "What the Byfuglien was he thinking?" - so expect something similar, because as my closest friends will tell you, I don't like to swear. Or lie. And I'm also never sarcastic.)

Well, that just about wraps up this quick little introduction. I'm eager to see what happens with the rest of the offseason. As of now Slats hasn't signed Cally, Boyle, Sauer, Ani, and Super Mario (Dubi - I'll explain this one in a later post). Still unsure about how the Richards signing will pay off, shocker I know, but for some reason I feel blindly optimistic that it will work out perfectly. It's not like the Rangers highly-paid free agent signings have ALL gone terribly in the past. Oh...